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Be a Vampire, Not a Zombie

Ever notice why zombies are poor and vampires are rich in many movies? We thought of six reasons that vampires are doing right that allow them to live in castles, plantation mansions and ride in steeds and sports cars, while their zombie counterparts eke out a dead life on streets and in ragged clothes. Or in the living world, why the great many poor are lagging behind the rich in lifestyle and assets.

Vampires give us some clues on how to manage our assets and live in a world with limited resources. They don’t use up all the blood around, and so must we preserve our environment to guarantee our future. Vampires also stalk and study their victim before closing in for a kill. Sounds like a successful fund manager checking out his best moves before zeroing in on a valuable equity.

On the far end, the zombies reproduce at an alarming rate and attack without a strategy. It is a formula for a cataclysmic ending; no, not for their human victims, but for themselves. There is little chance that zombies can create a next generation without any solid planning. If sometimes this scenario plays itself out in some government policy, the future can be chilling.

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In the article:  

Zombie Money Survival Kit: 6 Tips from Vampires from Finances Online, you will read more why we’re better off living like a vampire than a zombie if only to guarantee humans’ existence, with all pun intended.

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