OMG! They Want Your Everything!
Okay. I usually blog about happiness and following your dream. I am The Cookie, the motivator, that person who is never down.
Well, guess what, baby? I am still The Cookie!
However, I have realized that, until my dreams of becoming a motivational speaker and radio announcer who changes our entire world comes to fruition, I better start looking for a job.
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And sooooooo~~~~~~~
I have started the process. And, oh, how grueling a process it is. Finding a job today is not like it was in the old days when you sent your resume, had an interview, and got a job. Ohhhh, no siree, bobby!
These days, you have to complete a three-ringed obstacle course before even being considered for just a measly interview. Oops. No, it isn’t measly. Getting an actual live interview in this day and age is humungous!!!!!
Have you gotten an interview yet? Yes? Well, woohoo for you! You rock this world. Give yourself a great big pat on the back, baby!!!
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And now, back to The Cookie.
Hmm, I have not yet had that proud moment where I have actually been called in for an interview. Mind you, I have just started.
Just starting does not mean that I haven’t put in oodles of hours on my search. I have. It only means that I am just getting started learning about the circus I referred to in the last paragraph and it has taken me days just to apply to a few positions.
OMG! Employers Want It ALL!
First, you send the resume and cover letter. Then, you get a barrage of questions to answer. Next, you must complete an essay stating why you are the right one for the company position. (Hmm, didn’t you cover that in your cover letter?) Finally, they send you personality tests that must be taken. Oh, and let’s not forget your Child Abuse and FBI Clearance Reports.
In addition to that, they want access to your Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and any other social media sites you are on. Hey! I might be able to find the diary I kept when I was a teenager. Yeah, that’s the ticket to getting the job! I am sure I went into lots of detail about my first kiss. Muah!
Maybe I should keep a food diary. If they like my dinner choices, then I might be earning the big bucks within days!!!
Until next time, breathe and don’t let ‘em getchyoo down. Have a cookie and smile!
Too~da~loooooooooooo,
Risa Cookie J
